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So Many Ways To Die (Demo)

from Samhain​/​Halloween Compilation by Celia Farran

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This was a fun one. The prompt from my Songwriters' Group was that "Catch Up" needed to be in the song. And I had a "Naughty Prompt" cuz I got my song in a little late the week before....so I also had to get "Gravy Train" in it.

This would go into my more playful silly nonsense song file.

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“So Many Ways to Die”
By Celia Farran
© 2019 Red Granite Goddess Publishing / ASCAP

Colonel Mustard Did it on the Hindenburg with a Winchester filled with Worcester.
Professor Plum did it in the Olive Garden with a pepper grinder filled with “Catch Up” and A1.

So many ways to die. So many clues to find.
The little dog laughed and the cow jumped over the moon.
There goes the dish with the spoon.

Mrs White did it in an RV cab with a dixie cup filled with crystal meth.
Miss Scarlet did it by the Blue Danube with a midnight special filled with super glue.

So many ways to die. So many suspects to find.
Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow?
With Cockel Shells and Silver Bells and Little Maidens all in a row.

Missy Missy if you’re able take your elbows off the table. This is not a horse’s stable.
Engine Engine number 9 going down Chicago Line….
If the Gravy Train falls off the track…do you want your money back?


So many ways to die. So many clues to find.
The little dog laughed and the cow jumped over the moon.
There goes the dish with the spoon.

Mrs. Peacock did it in a photo booth with a bottle of kombucha filled with cheap perfume.
Mr. Green did it in the Pumpkin Patch with a witty tongue filled with sassafras.

So many ways to die. It’s funny till someone pokes out an eye.
Mary had a little lamb who’s fleece was white as snow.
So many possibilities. So many ways to go.

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from Samhain​/​Halloween Compilation, released October 6, 2023
Written & Performed by Celia Farran

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Celia Farran Langley, Washington

Celia is a cross between an Earthy Enya, Joan Baez, &.... Tina Fey. Celia artfully reaches deep into the soul of the listener with her angelic voice and musical creations. "What Celia Offers is a Gift to the World", Brooke Medicine Eagle, Author of "The Last Ghost Dance. "Celia's Music Calls Women to their Glory & Men to Their Hearts". Marianne Williamson, Author of "Return to Love" ... more

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