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Celia Prescott, Arizona

Celia is a cross between an Earthy Enya, Joan Baez, &.... Tina Fey. Celia artfully reaches deep into the soul of the listener with her angelic voice and musical creations. "What Celia Offers is a Gift to the World", Brooke Medicine Eagle, Author of "The Last Ghost Dance. "Celia's Music Calls Women to their Glory & Men to Their Hearts". Marianne Williamson, Author of "Return to Love" ... more

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Track Name: The Trestle Foote Faerie - I'm Not Homophobic
one, two, ready, go...


C G7
My best friend is curious George
G7 C
He’s best friends with me
C G7
Til I fell in love with curious George
G7 C
But he didn’t fall in love with me
D7
He said he really liked me,
G7
but not in that way
G7
And it really blew my wings back
C
When I found out he was gay


C G7
Ch: But I’m not homophobic, how could I be?
G7
My best friend is bi-curious George
C
And-- look-- I’m a Faerie!
C7
To me a fag’s a cigarette,
F
a butch, a short hair cut
G7
If you are gender sensitive, go stick it up your
G7
Oh...



2. Well, George he took me to
A most amazing place
Where boys like boys
And girls like girls
Ten percent of the human race
He said, maybe I should try it
I said, Oh, well, OK
But I got scared when I dike on a bike
Said, Baby are you gay?


Ch: But I’m not homophobic, how could I be?
Love is love and love is good
So love everybody
To me light in the loafers
Should be sold by Dr. Scholl’s
If you have gender issues
Go and ram it up your
Oh………..


F G7 C
Ch2: Gay, gay, gay, it really is OK.
F G7
To be gay, gay, gay. Let’s celebrate!
(tacit…)
Everybody be gay! Cause,


Ch: We’re not homophobic,
How could we be?
Everyone loves rainbows
And we all share STD’s
Could it be so wrong
If everyone is so happy?
And the dike on the bike said,
G7
“If anybody bugs you
/F /E /D C
Have them come see me”
G7 F
And she will flatten you
G7
She’ll run you over
C
With her harley.
G7 C
Everybody be gay!
Track Name: The Trestle Foote Faerie - The Hoo Hoo Song
Hoo Hoo Song
Music & Lyrics by Lori Whalen and Celia/The Trestle Foote Faerie

Dr Bronner’s makes your Hoo Hoo tingle.
Ladies, you know what I mean.
You can always tell the folks that use it.
There’s a smile on their face and they always smell clean.

Chorus:
Don’t let ‘em tell you that it’s not okay.
It’s personal hygene and oh, by the way…
Dr. Bronner’s makes your Hoo Hoo tingle.
Ladies, you know what I mean.

Doo Doo Doo Doo

Dr. Bronner’s makes your Ho Ho tingle.
Fella’s you know what I mean.
Dr. Bronner’s makes your Ho Ho tingle.
It feels like your Ho Ho just swished Listerine.

Chorus

Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

Dr. Bronner’s makes your Hoo Hoo tingle.
I use it every time I get the chance.
Dr. Bronner’s makes your Hoo Hoo tingle.
It feels like a Peppermint Patty in your pants.

Chorus

Bridge:
I’ll get the Dr. Bronner’s and you go get the wine.
Let’s meet up in the bathtub and have a real good time.
I’ll scrub away your sorrows. You pumice all my pain.
Let’s meet back here tomorrow and do it all again.

Doo Doo Doo Doo

Dr. Bronner’s makes your Hoo Hoo tingle.
It’s a zero calorie snack.
Dr. Bronner’s makes your Hoo Hoo tingle.
It feels like your Hoo Hoo just sucked a tick tack.

Chorus
Doo Doo Doo Doo

Dr. Bronner’s makes your Hoo Hoo tingle.
I hope you’re not getting annoyed.
Dr. Bronner’s makes your Hoo Hoo tingle.
It feels like you Hoo Hoo just popped an Altoid.

Chorus ending with….
Ladies it’s curiously strong!

Bridge 2:
I’ll get the Dr. Bronner’s and you go get the beer.
Let’s meet up in the bathtub. Let’s stay there for a year.
I’ll lather you with laughter. You’ll clip my fingernails.
Let’s meet back here tomorrow and forget all life’s travails.

Doo Doo Doo Doo

Dr. Bronner’s makes your Hoo Hoo tingle.
Showering was never more fun.
Dr. Bronner’s makes your Hoo Hoo tingle.
If you read the label it says we’re All One (connected by the inner tingle)

Chorus

Doo Doo Doo Doo

Dr. Bronner’s makes your Hoo Hoo tingle.
It’s just like a nip and a tuck.
Dr. Bronner’s makes your Hoo Hoo tingle.
It’s better than the ultimate Great Morning……..

Chorus

Doo Doo Doo Doo

New Political Verse:

GOP you keep your laws off my Hoo Hoo
Ladies you know what I mean.
What happens with my Hoo Hoo’s between me and my Hoo Hoo
You dirty old man keep your Rushes and your Ricks and Your Mitts offa me!
Don’t let em tell you what to do or say.
Hoo Hoos unite, stand up and say “Nay”.
GOP you keep your laws off our Hoo Hoos
Ladies and Gentlemen, you know what I mean!

Bridge 3
I’ll get the Dr. Bronner’s and you go get the Mead.
Let’s meet up on the bathtub and have a scrubbing spree.
You’re skin will start to pucker. My toes will start to prune.
When can we meet again dear. I hope it will be……..

Ladies you know what I ……
Wish I could show you but….
Ladies you know what I mean…..