(Name Your Price) Naughty In Pink

by Celia

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one, two, ready, go... C G7 My best friend is curious George G7 C He’s best friends with me C G7 Til I fell in love with curious George G7 C But he didn’t fall in love with me D7 He said he really liked me, G7 but not in that way G7 And it really blew my wings back C When I found out he was gay C G7 Ch: But I’m not homophobic, how could I be? G7 My best friend is bi-curious George C And-- look-- I’m a Faerie! C7 To me a fag’s a cigarette, F a butch, a short hair cut G7 If you are gender sensitive, go stick it up your G7 Oh... 2. Well, George he took me to A most amazing place Where boys like boys And girls like girls Ten percent of the human race He said, maybe I should try it I said, Oh, well, OK But I got scared when I dike on a bike Said, Baby are you gay? Ch: But I’m not homophobic, how could I be? Love is love and love is good So love everybody To me light in the loafers Should be sold by Dr. Scholl’s If you have gender issues Go and ram it up your Oh……….. F G7 C Ch2: Gay, gay, gay, it really is OK. F G7 To be gay, gay, gay. Let’s celebrate! (tacit…) Everybody be gay! Cause, Ch: We’re not homophobic, How could we be? Everyone loves rainbows And we all share STD’s Could it be so wrong If everyone is so happy? And the dike on the bike said, G7 “If anybody bugs you /F /E /D C Have them come see me” G7 F And she will flatten you G7 She’ll run you over C With her harley. G7 C Everybody be gay!
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Hoo Hoo Song Music & Lyrics by Lori Whalen and Celia/The Trestle Foote Faerie Dr Bronner’s makes your Hoo Hoo tingle. Ladies, you know what I mean. You can always tell the folks that use it. There’s a smile on their face and they always smell clean. Chorus: Don’t let ‘em tell you that it’s not okay. It’s personal hygene and oh, by the way… Dr. Bronner’s makes your Hoo Hoo tingle. Ladies, you know what I mean. Doo Doo Doo Doo Dr. Bronner’s makes your Ho Ho tingle. Fella’s you know what I mean. Dr. Bronner’s makes your Ho Ho tingle. It feels like your Ho Ho just swished Listerine. Chorus Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Dr. Bronner’s makes your Hoo Hoo tingle. I use it every time I get the chance. Dr. Bronner’s makes your Hoo Hoo tingle. It feels like a Peppermint Patty in your pants. Chorus Bridge: I’ll get the Dr. Bronner’s and you go get the wine. Let’s meet up in the bathtub and have a real good time. I’ll scrub away your sorrows. You pumice all my pain. Let’s meet back here tomorrow and do it all again. Doo Doo Doo Doo Dr. Bronner’s makes your Hoo Hoo tingle. It’s a zero calorie snack. Dr. Bronner’s makes your Hoo Hoo tingle. It feels like your Hoo Hoo just sucked a tick tack. Chorus Doo Doo Doo Doo Dr. Bronner’s makes your Hoo Hoo tingle. I hope you’re not getting annoyed. Dr. Bronner’s makes your Hoo Hoo tingle. It feels like you Hoo Hoo just popped an Altoid. Chorus ending with…. Ladies it’s curiously strong! Bridge 2: I’ll get the Dr. Bronner’s and you go get the beer. Let’s meet up in the bathtub. Let’s stay there for a year. I’ll lather you with laughter. You’ll clip my fingernails. Let’s meet back here tomorrow and forget all life’s travails. Doo Doo Doo Doo Dr. Bronner’s makes your Hoo Hoo tingle. Showering was never more fun. Dr. Bronner’s makes your Hoo Hoo tingle. If you read the label it says we’re All One (connected by the inner tingle) Chorus Doo Doo Doo Doo Dr. Bronner’s makes your Hoo Hoo tingle. It’s just like a nip and a tuck. Dr. Bronner’s makes your Hoo Hoo tingle. It’s better than the ultimate Great Morning…….. Chorus Doo Doo Doo Doo New Political Verse: GOP you keep your laws off my Hoo Hoo Ladies you know what I mean. What happens with my Hoo Hoo’s between me and my Hoo Hoo You dirty old man keep your Rushes and your Ricks and Your Mitts offa me! Don’t let em tell you what to do or say. Hoo Hoos unite, stand up and say “Nay”. GOP you keep your laws off our Hoo Hoos Ladies and Gentlemen, you know what I mean! Bridge 3 I’ll get the Dr. Bronner’s and you go get the Mead. Let’s meet up on the bathtub and have a scrubbing spree. You’re skin will start to pucker. My toes will start to prune. When can we meet again dear. I hope it will be…….. Ladies you know what I …… Wish I could show you but…. Ladies you know what I mean…..
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released May 1, 2007

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Celia Prescott, Arizona

Celia is a cross between an Earthy Enya, Joan Baez, &.... Tina Fey. Celia artfully reaches deep into the soul of the listener with her angelic voice and musical creations. "What Celia Offers is a Gift to the World", Brooke Medicine Eagle, Author of "The Last Ghost Dance. "Celia's Music Calls Women to their Glory & Men to Their Hearts". Marianne Williamson, Author of "Return to Love" ... more

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